Thursday, September 27, 2007

Peanut Butter Creationists

A hat tip to The Daily Dish for this!


FranIAm said...

Arrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhh... as your resident religious person commenter, I am now officially:


I could go on and on. You know,I don't want to name call, but these people are idiots.

First of all they are so high-handed, talking down to us "evolutionst" as if we are a bunch of crazy people. That ticks me off a lot.

It is so arrogant and demeaning and it is the number one reason why people dislike so many christians... because they act like smug ass bone heads.

In my many years of practice and study, which also includes many years away from church, I have come to know that there is very little to be had from strict dogmatic doctrine.

Other than power and control and clearly that's what these idiots have in mind.

For me - God and evolution are not mutually exclusive. In fact if they were... well, I wouldn't be sticking around.

And honestly, although I try to live in peace I must ask that loser to shove that peanut butter someplace where it will create some new life indeed.

Great video, great post.

BAC said...

Thanks for your comment! Great as always!


Dr. Zaius said...

Wow! I'm convinced! My Reese's Peanut Butter Cups prove God's existance! Science is a fairy tale, unlike the Bible. And Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are creamy and delicious!

fairlane said...


Me must be stupid. Me not understand fancy man, and big words.

I'm fairly certain jars of peanut butter are vacuum sealed.

If you broke the seal and let it sit, you most assuredly would have "new life."

BAC said...

There you go fairlane ... thinking again!

And I'm with you Dr. Z ... I LOVE my Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! Mmmmmmmmmmmm


Jess Wundrun said...

Sorry, guys! My peanut butter jar was the 10 gabillionshlamillionth jar created in the universe and did actually contain an entire little Sim City.

Unlike Horton, I ate those little fuckers. MMMMMMM were they good! I just forgot to tell the fundies.

Carry on.

Susan Gets Native said...

I blog-jumped over here, and I am so glad I did!
This post gave me a brain-cramp. I am torn between laughing hysterically at the little brains, and also scared out of my wits that there are people who believe dogma like that.
Peanut butter...they could have at least found a more elevated or noble food, right?
5 minutes go by....
You know, I can't think of a loftier food than peanut butter.

BAC said...

Hey, Susan ... thanks for stopping by! Hope to see you again.


FranIAm said...

Ms. FreakIam blogger is at the airport on wireless! Barcelona awaits but til then, blog on.

I am laughing so hard with Mr HeIs (mr he is agnostic to boot...)

Reese's are his number one favorite candy. And form of communion now!!!

Anonymous said...

Wait a minit. This goofball hasn't given that jar of peanut butter enough time. If he will hold it in his hot little hand and let it stay there for about 100,000,000 years and still nothing happens, then he might have a point.

Otherwise, not so much.

Actually, these peoples' problems are that they believe THEY are the measuring stick of what's what. WRONG!!! Just b/c they can't understand evolution doesn't mean it's not true. They think b/c THEY can't understand it (or refuse to) that it doesn't hold. WRONG.

Faith is not rationality. They denigrate rationality, then try to disprove evolution with rationality? HONK HONK!!! It doesn't work.

JollyRoger said...

Jesusistan "science." Always stunningly stupid. The dogmatists, of course, will believe whatever slop the Jesusistani leadership feeds them, and won't question it for a second.