This year, I resolve to:
Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.In my case that may mean speeding up!
I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case."
I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my pj's blogging. Instead, I will move my computer into another room.
I resolve to be nice to people without bringing Jesus into the equation.
I will no longer park the BMW next to fire hydrants.
Never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.
I will remember that life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
If I see a UFO I won't tell anybody about it.
I will balance my checkbook (and the national budget), on my nose. 
6 comments:
Man, that's a long list. I'm just aiming to be a little less bitchy. Sigh....not likely to meet that goal as long as that douchebag is still stinking up the White House. Oh well, there's always 2009.
Admirable indeed. Especially about the bathroom blogging!!
Oh man, some of those pics made me throw up in my mouth a little.
I have no resolutions. Maybe I should think of some.
WHAT!? We are not going to diffuse any more explosive devices together? ***pout***
I know Dr. Z ... my nerves just can't take it! I'm not getting any younger, you know!
dguzman -- feel free to borrow any one of these!
Fran -- I think bathroom blogging is the wave of the future! Well, at least for the Pammy's of the world. Hey, as long as what they write is shit, why not get it from the source.
Pissed -- this isn't necessarily my list, but a suggested list for everyone. It's my contribution to the end of the year.
BAC
Thanks for sharing this link! Now my list is complete!
Let 2008 - The Year of Clean Living begin!
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